servant-of-the-earth:

sandandglass:

My cellphone is basically just a clock sitting in my pocket because nobody contacts me

This is the most accurate thing ever.

alltimeboners:

king-for-a-friday-13:

cuntphernelia:

howsyourcoffeechadkroeger:

why do people smash like 12 bands into their url like “alltime-pierce-the-sirens-at-six-with-182-miceandmen” like why 

because its their url and they want to i mean 

You are in no position to judge Howsyourcoffechadkroeger

thank you for your input king-for-a-friday-13

peevesies:

peevesies:

i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life

whY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME

dntfearthereaper:

Restraining yourself from making inappropriate jokes in a new friendship because you don’t know if they’ll laugh or start running away